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Hiya guys! Well, it's the Diamond Jubilee Half Term, and me and Mika-hime wanna celebrate!

Mika's mum refused to let us have a party, so we're throwing a fanfic-party instead!!!

It's gonna be pretty hyper and random, so beware!

Also, there'll possibly be some bad language, make-out scenes etc.,

Characters

Loretta

Kyandi

Tatsuko

Natsuka

Nathan

Akuji

Aiden

Eliza

IE Cast

IEGO Cast

IEGOCS Cast

Choko

Flo

Livi

Angel


Party Time~

Loretta: Ya, people~!!

Kyandi: Welcome to the Inazuma Eleven Diamond Jubilee Celebraaaaaation~!!

Fidio: What the f***'s a 'celebraaaaaaation'?

Kyandi: It's ya mom!

Fidio: What?!

Kyandi: *Facepalm* Nevermind

Loretta: Can we get to the party?

Kyandi: Yup, but first we need everyone to arrive...

Natsuka & Tatsuko: *Jump through the window*

Loretta: Well there's Tatsy-boo and Natsu-chan ^^'

Akuji & Aiden: *Smash through the wall*

Loretta: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND BREAKING MY HOUSE?!?!

Akuji: Umm, sorry~?

Aiden: Sorry, Lore-chan~

Loretta: *Sigh* I guess I won't kill you guys...yet

Aiden & Akuji: Meep...

Kyandi: Umm, moving on~

Eliza: *Walks in through the door normally*

Loretta: THANK YOU!!!!

Eliza: *Sweatdrop* Umm...you're welcome?

Loretta: Um, sorry about that~

Choko & Nathan: *Appear out of nowhere*

All: O.O

Kyandi: I'm not even gonna ask...

Flo, Livi & Angel: *Crawl in through the catflap*

Loretta: Since when did I have a catflap...? I don't even have a cat!!

Kyandi: Yes you do, you have two-

Loretta: Not the point!

Akuji: Can we just start the party?

Aiden: You mean PAAART-AAHH!!

Akuji: No.

Kyandi: *Sweatdrop*

Fudou: So, are we gonna sing God Save the Queen, or something?

Loretta: Hell no! Do you have no experience of my parties?!

Kyandi: I do. And it took 3 months to clean up the mess from your last party

Loretta: ^^' To be fair it was the FB topic for about 2 months~

Kyandi: That's because you were dressed as a lolita-cat, the garden almost set on fire, and your neighbour Fiona called the cops 3 times

Loretta: Good times, good times...

All: ^^'

Tsurugi: Can we just start this so I can leave?

Kyandi: You won't be leaving till this series is done!

Fudou: S-series?

Loretta: Yup~ You'll be trapped in my house till the entire series is finished~!

Fudou: NOOOOOOO!!!

Loretta: Read it and weep, Mothafucka

Fudou: T_T

Aiden: Anyway, let's get it started in here~!!

Kyandi: Let's start with singing!!

Burn: Oh God, I don't think I can live through Kesha again...

Loretta: You won't have to~ You'll have to live through Nicki Minaj instead~!

Burn: NOOOO!!

Kyandi: Me and Lorrie are gonna sing Starships~!!

Flo: *Plays music on Lorrie's laptop*



(Rap)

Loretta:

Let’s go to the beach, each!

Let’s go get away!

They say, what they gonna say?

Have a drink, clink!

Found the Bud Light

Bad bitches like me are hard to come by!

The Patron own,

Let’s go get it on!

The zone, own

Yes, I’m in the zone!

Is it 2, 3?

Leave a good tip,

I’mma blow my money

And I don’t give a shit!

(End of rap)


I’m on the floor, floor –

I love to dance!!

So give me more, more!

Till I can’t stand!

Get on the floor, floor

Like it’s your last chance!
If you want more, more

Then here I am!

Starships! Were meant to fly!

Hands up! And touch the sky!

Can’t stop! Cuz we’re so high!

Let’s do this one more time!

Starships! Were meant to fly!

Hands up! And touch the sky!

Can’t stop! Cuz we’re so high!

Let’s do this one last time...

Can’t stop –

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

Jump in my hoopty-hoopty-hoop!

I own that!

I ain’t paying my rent this month!
I owe that!

But fuck who you want, and fuck you you like!

Just dance all life, no end in sight!

Twinkle, twinkle little star...

Now everybody, lemme hear you say

Ray, ray, ray!

Now go spend all your money,

Cuz today payday!!

And if you’re a G,

You’re a G, G, G

My name is Loretta,

You can call me Lorrie!

Get on the floor, floor!

Like it’s your last chance!
If you want more, more –

Then her I am!

Starships! Were meant to fly!
Hands up! And touch the sky!

Can’t stop! Cuz we’re so high!

Let’s do this one more time!

Starships! Were meant to fly!

Hands up! And touch the sky!

Let’s do this one last time...

Can’t stop! We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

Starships! Were meant to fly!

Hands up! And touch the sky!

Can’t stop, cuz we’re so high!

Let’s do this, one more time!

Starships! Were meant to fly!

Hands up! And touch the sky!

Let’s do this one last time!
Can’t stop! We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental]

We’re higher than a motherfucker!

[Instrumental and end]



Burn: *Holding his head* My eaaaaars...

Kyandi: *Slaps him* Grow up!

Burn: T_T

Loretta: Well, what next?

Endou: MILK AND COOKIE BREAK!!

Loretta: Bagsie biggest cookies!!! *runs to the kitchen*

Kyandi: Hey! No fair!! *runs into the kitchen*

All: *Start a riot to get the cookies*

(We're on break now~ *Eats a cookie* See you in the next chapter~)

私を撃つが、私は落ちません。私はチタンです。 13:28, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

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