Hiya, everyone! Well, this is my first fanfic, involving some of my OCs and friends's OCs too.
It's a multi-chapter comedy, and I'm sorry if it isn't very good or funny.
As I said - this is my first fanfic so please be nice!
I hope you like it :)
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better! ~ Chapter One
Kyandi: Hey, Loretta! Hey, Loretta! Hey, Loretta!
Loretta: *Continues to ignore Kyandi and carries on reading fanfics*
Kyandi: *Sighs and carries on chanting* Hey, Loretta! Hey, Loretta! Hey, Lore-
Loretta: WHAT?! What the Hell do you want?!
Loretta: *Smacks head on her laptop keyboard and lays down on it*
Akimi: Kyandi, do you do anything other than be annoying?
Kyandi: Nope, don't think so~
Loretta: *Rises up slightly and smacks head down again*
Nathan: Well, what should we do?
Kyandi: A COMPETITION!!!
Candy: What kind of competition?
Loretta: *Gets up fully and closes laptop* I know~
Loretta: We pick two people, then we pick a task. They both do the task in turn, then the judges vote for who did it better!
Angel: And what's the point in that?
Loretta: To prove anything someone else can do, you can do better! And I have another game idea! - The game has to start everytime with the two players singing some of 'Everything You Can Do, I Can Do Better'!
Kyandi: This sounds epic! Let's do it!
Nathan: How are we gonna pick the players and task?
Kyandi & Loretta: THE SPINNER BOARD!!!
All except for Kyandi & Loretta: *Groan*
Loretta: *Uses Megami Hand to slap everyone except Nathan & Kyandi*
All except Loretta, Nathan & Kyandi: *Fall to floor* OOOOOWWW!!!
Nathan: So what now?
Loretta: *Walks over to the Spinner Board*
Kyandi: *Follows Loretta*
Loretta & Kyandi: *Both stand on opposite side of the board*
Loretta & Kyandi: ...1! *Both spin the board*
All: *Watch the board like it was a new never-before-seen Inazuma Eleven episode*
Loretta & Kyandi: *Both sing* Look at the board, look at the board! Where's it gonna stop~?
- The board stops on Loretta & Yagami, and the task is singing*
Yagami: Oh great! I have to go againt her in a singing contest! I am SO dead!
Loretta: Nope, I am
Kyandi: It doesn't matter who's dead or not, this is just for fun~
Yagami: Yeah, yeah whatever
Loretta: What song are we gonna sing anyway?
Kyandi: TIK TOK BY KESHA!!
Nathan: *Groans* Haven't we heard enough of Kesha?
Kyandi: Nope~ Now let's sing!! Yagami - you first~
Yagami: How much should I sing?
Kyandi: Let'e keep it simple - just the first verse~
Loretta: *Plays music on laptop*
I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy
I grab my glasses, I'm out the door
I'm gonna hit this city!
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cuz when I leave for the night
I'm not coming back!
Kyandi: Loretta-hime next!!
Loretta: *Replays song*
I wake up in the mornin'
Feelin' like P-Diddy!
I grab mah glasses, out the door
I'm gon' hit this city!
Before I leave -
Brush my teeth
With a bottle o' Jack!
Cuz when I leave for the night -
I ain't co-ming back!
All: *Clap again*
Nathan: So who won?
Loretta: Nathan, Ace, Jocelyn, Trant, Hiroto, Sakuma, Aphrodi - you guys are the judges! Now vote~
Nathan: *Shows number cards - Loretta - 9, Yagami - 8*
Ace: *Shows number cards - Loretta - 8, Yagami - 6*
Jocelyn: *Shows number cards with doodles of puppies and My Little Ponies instead of numbers*
Trant: *Shows complicated number mathy-thingy formula*
Hiroto: *Shows number cards - Loretta - 10, Yagami - 10*
Sakuma: *Shows number cards - Loretta - 8, Yagami - 7*
Aphrodi: *Shows number boards with 'I AM A GOD' on instead of scores*
All: *Double sweatdrop*
Rene: Okay, we added up the actual scores and the totals are....
- Random drumroll starts*
Rene: Ooh, a drumroll! - Nice!
All: *Triple sweatdrop*
Rene: The totals are - Loretta - 35, Yagami - 31.
Kyandi: Don't worry Yagami - you'll have plenty of chances to win~
Burn: H-How many chapters is this thing gonna have?
Kyandi: Bout 30, probably more~
Burn: DAMMIT! Now I have to spend my life stuck in two girls's houses!!
Fudou: Dude, since when was hanging out in two hot girl's houses in turn a bad thing?
Burn: -Smirks- Ah, I get'cha!
Loretta: -Smirks- Well, that's all we've got time for in this chapter~
Kyandi: Tune in next time, Minna!!
SkullCandy-hime 19:03, May 18, 2012 (UTC)